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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is literally just reading terms that nobody wants heard.
Professional negotiator of cable bundles and lost patience.
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Ending churn without the human stutter.
glub.youAI▸ RETENTIO-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates lifetime discounts in six milliseconds
You call customers to renew expiring cable TV packages. You negotiate monthly prices to prevent them from cancelling service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about a cheaper competitor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
An AI agent begins suggesting the perfect rebuttal for every complaint.
Week 8
Voice-cloning software handles the boring renewals while you watch.
Month 4
Database triggers automatically update contracts based on live churn metrics.
Month 5
The system no longer needs your input to finalize package deals.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
98 percent
Average hold time annoyance
142
Scripts read per shift
Zero
Customers who actually want to talk
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the channel you just cancelled.
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