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Your job has an expiration date
May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCutting your footage into fragments so you can join the audience.
German broadcaster editor who knows way too much about pacing.
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Finalizing your narrative with absolute mathematical precision.
oof.youAI▸ CUTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips narrative tension from raw footage
You assemble raw broadcast footage into coherent sequences while debating cuts and pacing. Your existence is basically just deciding what the viewer is forced to look at next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge the exact moment a transition feels emotionally hollow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI begins background transcoding to identify potential cut points without your input.
Month 4
Vision models automatically log every frame so you stop wasting hours searching for clips.
Month 10
Algorithms begin generating the first draft of your sequences based on mood parameters.
Month 15
Software automatically fixes broadcast loudness standards and technical errors you missed.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast server now completes your entire timeline before you even clock in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Coffee-to-Cut Ratio
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Zero
Remaining Meaning
Your severance
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