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Will AI replace Television Executive jobs? · Latest report #r3gfukzp
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPaying millions for ideas that focus groups will eventually kill anyway.
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Predicting the next hit before scripts exist
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cancels failing shows without human input
You greenlight unwatchable scripts, argue with showrunners, and obsess over quarterly demographic ratings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a show is a flop despite perfect data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Software starts scoring scripts against viral trend databases.
Month 12
Algorithms replace your assistant in calculating production costs.
Month 16
Digital personas simulate audience reaction to pilot trailers.
Year 2.1
Smart templates replace human legal review for talent.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine greenlights the entire season without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
94 percent
Pilot episodes cancelled
60 weekly
Hours spent on calls
Infinite
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed streaming service.
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