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Will AI replace Television Journalist jobs? · Latest report #9g6vvcsp
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeleprompters are just screens waiting for an upgrade that never blinks.
Professional reader of auto-cued tragedy and local weather.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the vocal fry.
bzzt.youAI▸ NEWSFLOW NEURAL-ANCHOR 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news with zero hesitation
You chase breaking news stories and deliver them on-camera. You rewrite scripts until the final broadcast deadline hits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still convey genuine human shock when the live feed cuts to a blank wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to mimic your specific cadence and tone.
Month 4
Large language models handle the writing and headline formatting.
Month 8
The green screen is replaced by a perfectly rendered anchor.
Month 13
Machine vision verifies footage before it hits the broadcast.
Month 19 · D-Day
The camera turns on for a machine that never needs coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
150 wpm
Average words read per minute
12% daily
Time spent fixing makeup
99.9 percent
Fact-checking confidence level
Your severance
One lifetime supply of blue-light blocking glasses.
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