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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are basically a human extension cord with a caffeine addiction.
Professional fetcher, bin-wrangler, and phantom on set.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The errand runner that never needs a break.
oof.youAI▸ RUNBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the green room in total silence
You shuffle snacks, empty bins, and fetch items for talent who ignore your existence entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a producer is about to throw a tantrum and hide.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart sensors in the snack bar trigger restock orders automatically.
Month 5
Compactor bins notify staff when full, then alert the collector bot.
Month 10
Tablets on set replace the need for physical paper delivery.
Month 15
Beacon-tracked pathways direct talent exactly where they need to go.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your uniform is donated to a museum for extinct logistics workers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
42 daily
Average bins emptied
22,000
Steps per shift
15
Talent ignores per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm craft services coffee.
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