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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to beg D-list celebrities for content is purely replaceable.
Professional cat-herder for insecure talking heads.
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Automated narrative flow for mass media.
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filters trending social topics into scripts
You manage talent, write interview scripts, and chase down footage for segments. Your existence is just expensive scheduling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a live interview is about to go off the rails.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated booking app replaces your daily email chains.
Month 5
Large language models generate your interview questions in seconds.
Month 10
Visual search software pulls stock footage directly from servers.
Month 15
Smart notifications guide guests to cameras without human help.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast control room runs entirely on programmed sequence triggers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
84%
Average talent tantrum rate
12
Segments killed per week
28
Hours wasted in greenrooms
Your severance
One free subscription to a streaming service.
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