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September 30, 2126
In 100 yearsChasing causality loops is cute, but time is just another database.
Amateur chrononaut with a flair for avoiding granddaddy paradoxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why visit the past when you can rewrite it?
ow.youAI▸ CHRONOS-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses all timelines into one efficient outcome
You hunt criminals across historical eras using complex, unreliable temporal travel equipment to gather evidence and prevent paradoxes.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic intuition to distinguish between a genuine ripple and a localized glitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors identify high-crime timelines before the crime even occurs.
Year 4
Autonomous agents stabilize the timeline without needing to physically travel.
Year 14
AI patches historical records to resolve paradoxes via software update.
Year 33
Synthetic observers replace the need for eyewitness accounts in history.
Year 100 · D-Day
The concept of time travel is declared redundant and legally locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4
Paradoxes prevented
99 percent
Time spent in transit
too many
Temporal headaches
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring Tuesday in 1994.
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