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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsConverting professional jargon into empty promises faster than any human can.
Professional word-weaver of high-stakes corporate nonsense.
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bzzt.youAI▸ BIDWRITER PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect proposal decks in seconds
You hunt for lucrative contracts by assembling massive, complex proposal documents full of corporate strategy and pricing models.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to charm stakeholders over expensive steak dinners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading all your previous successful bid submissions.
Month 4
Smart software writes the first drafts of your proposal sections.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheet calculations with predictive cost modeling.
Month 15
An agent automatically nags your experts to fill in data.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system submits the tender autonomously and deletes your inbox.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
92 percent
Time spent in meetings
45 average
Buzzwords used per page
Infinite
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee credits.
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