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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour racket skills are impressive but your salary is an error.
SVP of serves and high-revenue overhead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coaching brilliance without the emotional baggage.
sluurp.you▸ COURTMASTER PRO-SERIES 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every spin metric with lasers
You coach junior players and manage non-profit budgets. Your influence is replaceable by sensors and algorithmic talent scouting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a teenager exactly why they missed that crucial match point.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras record every swing to build a perfect movement profile.
Month 7
Software replaces your donor outreach with personalized automated solicitation emails.
Month 16
Pneumatic launchers execute drills with exact, repeatable spin placement.
Year 2.2
Data models tell colleges exactly who to sign without you.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility runs on full automation and remote oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.003 seconds
Average racket-swing latency
99.9% accurate
Budget oversight efficiency
45% higher
Human coach error margin
Your severance
One high-end carbon fiber frame and a flight home.
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