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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour ball machine already has better backhand consistency than you.
Professional ball-feeder and amateur therapist for rich kids.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drills with zero ego attached.
no no noyouAI▸ COURTMASTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers 500 perfect serves in a row
You feed thousands of balls and fix player grips. Then you pray they listen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a student's lack of confidence just by the way they bounce the ball.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
High-speed cameras track every player movement and ball trajectory accurately.
Month 9
Automated tablets replace your verbal instructions with data-driven swing analysis.
Month 19
Rail-mounted dispensers deliver balls to exact spots without human effort.
Year 2.4
Small autonomous units clear the courts of balls instantly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The court controller manages every aspect of training without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
400,000
Buckets of balls fed
99 percent
Students ignoring advice
too many
Sunburns per season
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tennis balls.
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