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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour ball machine is smarter, faster, and won't charge for lessons.
Professional ball-feeder and scheduling coordinator
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect serves at zero hourly wage
help!youAI▸ COURTMASTER AI 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every swing arc with sub-millimeter precision
Coaches guide technical strokes and manage facility court bookings. Managers handle scheduling, student payments, and equipment maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a teenager is faking an injury to leave early.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software replaces your manual court booking spreadsheets with real-time dynamic scheduling.
Month 7
Vision systems capture student swing paths and correct form without your presence.
Month 16
Mobile ball-launchers replace the manual task of dragging baskets across the court.
Year 2.3
Metrics dashboards automatically generate student progress reports and rank their development.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Integrated court modules manage all facility operations while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
lessons per hour
0%
emotional baggage
99.9%
court time efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tennis balls.
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