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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching backhands is just manual labor with better tennis outfits.
Professional ball-feeder and swing-mechanics nag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect form without the constant chatter.
ow.youAI▸ COURTMASTER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly placed lobs every time
You spend your days feeding balls from a hopper and correcting amateur swing mechanics on outdoor courts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about having warmed up their rotator cuff.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify player mistakes and calibrate feed speeds automatically.
Month 7
Cameras record and auto-correct every slight hitch in the backswing.
Month 18
Robotic units clear stray balls so you stop bending over.
Year 2.5
Projected instructors guide form without requiring human lungs or sunscreen.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The court is fully autonomous and purely efficient at producing winners.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
450
Balls fed per hour
12,000
Corrected double faults
8
Sunscreen bottles consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium optic-yellow felt balls.
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