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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour math is elegant but my matrix multiplication is faster.
Proof-obsessed architect of extremely complicated multidimensional arrays.
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derives optimal tensor contractions while you sleep
You spend all day proving proofs and tuning tensors to optimize deep learning architectures for minimal loss.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which geometric assumptions will make your model collapse under load.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents begin solving standard proofs faster than human speed.
Month 3
Hardware controllers take over the management of training routines.
Month 6
AI models evolve their own structures without needing human guidance.
Month 9
Language models write all academic publications in your style.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the final calculation and turns off your terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per proof
88 percent
Time spent debugging CUDA
12 units
Papers cited by ghosts
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