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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsEnjoy your sabbatical while a chatbot grades your legacy into obscurity.
Tenure-chaser with a passion for grant bureaucracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Publish or perish, now at machine speed.
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hallucinates a breakthrough paper in ten seconds
Researches electrical engineering topics, publishes papers, and delivers lectures. Manages lab funding and doctoral candidate research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine confusion when a student asks a truly nonsensical question.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Standardized lecture notes are fed into an LLM to automate student interaction.
Month 8
Synthetic data generation replaces your lab experiments and data collection protocols.
Month 20
AI-to-AI peer review cycles eliminate the need for human editorial board oversight.
Year 2.6
Algorithms predict grant success and allocate resources without committee bureaucracy.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your digital persona takes over the lecture hall permanently via holographic projection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
92%
Paper rejection rate
18 months
Grant cycle latency
0.4%
Office hours engagement
Your severance
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