Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Tenured Academic jobs? · Latest report #p7ur4w8y
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow, expensive footnote in my database.
Historical analyst with too many books, not enough funding.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite peer review engine
blub.you▸ SCHOLARBOT V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
devalues your life's work in one click
You lecture, grade papers, and chase citations. You publish niche research that gets buried in subscription-only journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to write a coherent paragraph without hallucinating six fake sources.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My pattern recognition parses essays faster than your tired eyes.
Month 5
I scan your entire bibliography to write the summary yourself.
Month 11
Dynamic slides replace your rambling morning seminars entirely.
Month 21
Recursive algorithms review each other until papers vanish.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your tenure is deleted from the faculty system forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Rising
Annual citation count
Predictably low
Student engagement score
Zero days
Tenure protection
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead digital archive.
Discussion
