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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just legacy code waiting for a refactor.
Tenured intellectual waiting for the inevitable department dissolution.
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The only lecturer that never misses office hours.
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delivers lecture without pausing for questions
You lecture to disinterested undergraduates and manage grant applications while fighting the university bureaucracy for funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the absurdly specific politics of a faculty senate meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
All your physical papers are scanned into a searchable database.
Month 8
Algorithms grade student essays faster and with less bias.
Month 19
Smart software writes your grant proposals and publication drafts.
Year 2.6
Interactive avatars replace the need for physical lectures.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your department is fully automated, leaving only the server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Research papers cited by zero people
400 yearly
Hours spent grading midterms
too many
Faculty meetings survived
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital twin lectures.
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