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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling imaginary trust to strangers is a job for a database.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ YIELDMAXIMISER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-personalized pitch decks at midnight
You track leads in spreadsheets, cold call prospects, and wine-and-dine corporate clients to close financial product deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the mood in a room when a deal is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software maps every lead interaction and sales pitch.
Month 5
Automated agents start emailing prospects with better timing than you.
Month 13
Video avatars replace your presence at standard client update meetings.
Year 1.9
Algorithms execute financial contracts once the prospect trust score hits.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The office lease is terminated and your calendar is permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
92%
Average rejection rate
5 cups
Coffee consumed per day
0.1 microns
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own CRM software.
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