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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour complex supply chain solutions are just spreadsheets with a higher markup.
Road warrior selling boxes to people who make snacks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before your lunch break.
stretchy.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT SALES ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price negotiations in real time
You pitch bulk food packaging to processing plants. You hunt for new leads and manage existing supply contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plant manager is actually going to sign the contract.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An automated system begins tracking your client communications and lead quality.
Month 4
Dynamic pricing models replace your manual negotiations with instant bulk quotes.
Month 9
Drone-mounted cameras scan plant inventory levels to trigger automatic reordering.
Month 16
The AI handles legal and supply renewals without needing human sign-off.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales engine locks in all client accounts, making your role irrelevant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
3 per week
Average lunch meetings
2 percent
Cold call success rate
25000 miles
Miles driven annually
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm gas station coffee.
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