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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling cars with proprietary software is just data entry with better lighting.
Professional car explainer and charging cable enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal without the ego.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOCONSULT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads in real time
You walk customers through vehicle configurations and supervise test drives. You manage the CRM and chase pending deliveries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is just bored and won't actually buy anything.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large touchscreens replace the need for initial vehicle configuration walk-throughs.
Month 5
Sensors monitor test drives to ensure customer safety without human presence.
Month 10
An AI agent automatically chases leads and handles delivery scheduling logistics.
Month 15
The few remaining human roles shift to remote support via video.
Month 19 · D-Day
All physical showrooms become fully automated, unmanned transition centers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14 per day
Test drives logged
90 seconds
Average sales pitch
40 percent
Emails ignored
Your severance
A commemorative branded fleece and a charging voucher.
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