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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell cars that drive themselves, yet you cannot see yours.
Professional greeter of people who already know everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated prestige for a silent floor.
help!you▸ SHOWROOMBOT GEN-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer complaints through a polite screen
You oversee staff, track vehicle delivery metrics, and handle customer complaints about build quality or charging infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with enough charisma to sell a delay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive screens handle all customer check-ins and test drive bookings.
Month 8
Sensors in the parking lot update delivery statuses without human intervention.
Month 16
AI models resolve customer service complaints based on predefined compensation rules.
Year 2.1
Holographic projections provide all necessary technical specs to showroom visitors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The human manager is removed as the showroom fully automates sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 weeks
Average delivery delay
98 percent
Customer ego management
34 hours
Showroom floor idle time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our software update fees.
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