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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsWatching telemetry on a highway, truly the pinnacle of human evolution.
Professional passenger awaiting total sensor-fusion obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the loop on human oversight.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT INSPECTOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes sensor logs at light speed
You spend all day monitoring sensor logs and steering through edge cases to train autonomous systems. Soon, the system will train itself, and you'll be the edge case.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel when the suspension is slightly misaligned in a tight turn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We start by logging your every steering adjustment to train our baseline heuristic model.
Month 5
The onboard computer begins running shadow trials, comparing your inputs to its own logic.
Month 13
Sensors and neural nets identify the specific patterns you provide that the code lacks.
Year 2.2
Our high-fidelity simulator takes over most routine testing, leaving you only the extreme edge cases.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The final sensor update makes human input a liability rather than a necessity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
99.2%
Alerts ignored
200ms
Human reaction latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a ride-sharing service.
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