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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTesting gadgets is just clicking until the light stops blinking.
Professional button-presser and email template master.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing buttons and emailing humans, infinitely faster.
split.you▸ QA-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect automated emails to confused customers
You manually verify product features and email customers about branding. Machines do this faster and without the coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a weird metallic smell in a prototype that sensors might ignore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Robotic fingers replicate your button pressing routines.
Month 7
AI models handle all custom badge requests automatically.
Month 14
Cameras replace your eyes to spot chassis defects.
Month 21
Spreadsheets are replaced by live database streams.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The technician desk is repurposed as a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Manual clicks per hour
2 hours
Email response latency
4 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One complimentary digital-only logo badge.
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