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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsHuman small talk is just latency in a faster system.
Expert in b2b handshakes and endless email chains.
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split.youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates partner onboarding via secure handshake
You onboard partners and coordinate logistical setups through endless phone calls and manual data verification.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at knowing which client will flake before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Email automation tools handle your routine partner check-ins.
Month 4
OCR systems verify documents faster than your eyes can.
Month 10
AI agents manage the tedious logistics calls for you.
Month 15
Clients click buttons instead of calling your office.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously; your seat is repurposed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 minutes
Average call duration
42 daily
Manual email follow-ups
Too slow
Onboarding speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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