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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour memory for extra queso is impressive, but entirely unnecessary.
Expert in navigating wet floors and demanding brunch crowds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fajitas delivered with surgical, non-tipping efficiency.
sluurp.you▸ SERVI-SALSA 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sizzles perfectly hot skillets to every table
You navigate crowded dining rooms to balance heavy trays and deliver chips, salsa, and fajita skillets to patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a table needs more water without being prompted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patrons enter their own orders directly into the table console.
Month 7
Wheeled platforms bring the sizzling skillets to the table end.
Month 16
Sensors alert the central computer when the fajitas are ready.
Year 2.2
Robots navigate the dining room paths without human help.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The final human server is replaced by a menu-driven kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
12 pounds
Average tray balancing load
4 minutes
Customer chips-refill latency
3 per month
Accidental queso spills
Your severance
One free lifetime pass for the automated taco bar.
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