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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Text Adventure Game Tester jobs? · Latest report #jx8jz7fn
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend days typing 'north' into a void that doesn't care.
Professional wanderer of imaginary hallways.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite permutations, zero fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ SCRIPTCRAWLER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
traverses all game branches in milliseconds
You manually trigger every branch of a text-based game to catch logic loops and broken syntax.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a narrative choice feels cheap without reading a data set.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI learns to mimic every possible human input sequence.
Month 3
Bots begin running every command combination simultaneously.
Month 6
Software identifies broken state triggers without human input.
Month 10
Systems auto-file bug tickets with perfect reproduction steps.
Month 14 · D-Day
The command line is closed to you forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Average commands per session
87%
Bugs found by walking into walls
1,000+
Hours spent typing 'look'
Your severance
A PDF copy of the game you just tested.
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