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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsDeath is complex, but your steady hand is a temporary glitch.
Turning final goodbyes into art, one stitch at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Final rest, perfected by silicon.
bzzt.youAI▸ RESTOR-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces tissue with synthetic resin polymer
You prepare bodies for viewing through arterial embalming, restorative art, and meticulous cosmetic application. It is a slow, tactile process.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the tactile intuition to reconstruct a face that logic cannot map.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Cameras capture every angle to create a perfect reconstruction model.
Year 3.3
Sensors mix the exact skin tone match for every case.
Year 8
Precision arms begin handling the heavy lifting and positioning.
Year 14
Robots perform minor reconstructions under remote human oversight.
Year 20 · D-Day
Full autonomy takes over the entire preparation process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4 hours
Average prep time
too many
Tissues requiring restoration
very low
Human error margin
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent retreat.
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