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October 22, 2034
In 8 yearsYour decorative bundle of dried grass is officially a legacy aesthetic.
Master of reeds, spars, and extreme vertical work fatigue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable, fireproof, and never needs a ladder.
bzzt.youAI▸ ROOFGRID MODULAR TILER-V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
lays seamless fireproof panels in high winds
You bundle straw onto roofs with wooden spars. You fight dampness and rot for expensive rural homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the specific patch of rot that will leak during a winter storm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors map every inch of the cottage roof structure.
Month 12
Synthetic polymers replicate the look of straw without the rot.
Year 2.7
Small spider-bots perform precision repairs on singular roof sections.
Year 5
Gantry-mounted arms apply full synthetic roof sheets in hours.
Year 8 · D-Day
The era of manual grass-stitching ends as legacy maintenance ceases.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
20 years
Average roof lifespan
Max
Back pain intensity
1500
Spar count per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium water-repellent spray.
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