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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour vision is just a prompt that a better model executes cheaper.
Professional visionary prone to wearing scarves indoors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Directing dreams without the drama.
nom.you▸ STAGEVISION AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect blocking onto stage floor
You translate scripts into stage blocking, casting, and aesthetic choices. You manage rehearsals to realize a creative vision.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to tell an actor they are completely wrong without causing tears.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI models ingest scripts to map optimal character emotional arcs.
Month 4
Virtual casting agents screen thousands of video tapes in seconds.
Month 17
Projectors display precise actor movement paths on rehearsal floors.
Year 2.5
Vision systems guide actors to hit every mark and emotion.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The theater runs perfectly without you, the final emotional variable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
210 percent
Average ego inflation
14
Blocking notes per hour
0
Opening night jitters
Your severance
A signed playbill from a show nobody watched.
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