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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy constructing scenery before our CNC routers make your saw redundant.
Dust-covered architect of temporary imaginary worlds.
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Perfect sets without the splinters.
ow.youAI▸ STAGEGEN V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
cuts complex profiles in seconds
You cut timber, weld steel frames, and paint elaborate backdrops for stage productions. Your physical craftsmanship is holding back the inevitable industrialization of theater.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shim a wobbly flat until it is perfectly level.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software converts your CAD files directly into machine-ready tool paths.
Month 10
Multi-axis CNC routers handle timber and steel cutting with zero tolerance for error.
Year 1.9
Synchronized gantry arms bolt your frames together while you watch from the sidelines.
Year 3
High-precision paint sprayers replicate wood grains and textures faster than any human brush.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human labor is fully phased out of the scene shop and into local unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
42
Average splinters per shift
1.5L
Coffee consumption before 6am
18%
Time spent finding misplaced tape
Your severance
A blunt handsaw and a firm handshake.
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