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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour cues will be automated before you finish taping the cables.
Stagehand (professional knot-tier and dark-room dweller).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The show goes on without your ego.
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triggers perfect transitions without a single error
You hang lighting rigs, program consoles, and drag heavy scenery around a stage to satisfy fickle directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the prompt board hums at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
3D modeling software replaces your physical mockups.
Month 10
Self-calibrating lights remove the need for your manual focusing.
Month 20
Automated gantry systems move scenery with pre-programmed precision.
Year 2.5
Sync protocols replace your manual prompt board input.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The warehouse is locked and the robots run the show.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
infinite
Tapes lost
lethal
Coffee intake
99.99%
Cue accuracy
Your severance
A roll of gaffer tape and a bus ticket.
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