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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour artistic vision is just a dataset we haven't filtered yet.
Professional cat herder of actors and charitable goals
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics and booking without the ego.
split.youAI▸ STAGEDIRECTOR-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules the entire season in four seconds
You book performers, manage logistics, and pretend community outreach meetings are actually contributing to a sustainable business model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored audience is about to start checking their phones.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire booking database and calendar are uploaded to the cloud.
Month 5
Algorithms predict show popularity based on local search volume trends.
Month 10
Smart scheduling software manages load-ins without your constant manual intervention.
Month 16
Generative agents write all your show copy and design posters.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the theatre remotely while you seek a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
too many
performers booked per year
endless
unpaid community hours
hazardous
coffee consumption rate
Your severance
Two complimentary tickets to a show nobody wants to see.
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