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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling tickets to empty seats is a tragedy we can fix.
Professional dramatist of the spreadsheet and email list.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing that never sleeps
bzzt.youAI▸ BOXOFFICE-BOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes ticket prices based on mood
You draft show copy and manage ad budgets to fill seats. Your work ends when the curtain rises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a local audience actually cares about a experimental play.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software writes your newsletters better than you.
Month 4
Algorithms dump your budget into high-conversion digital slots.
Month 8
Real-time pricing algorithms handle every seat fluctuation.
Month 16
Large language models output show copy instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The theatre manages its own audience growth without humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 percent
Average social media engagement
4 cups
Coffee consumed per press release
Zero
Tickets sold via gut feeling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired intermission snack coupons.
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