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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets of drama are now just data for our engine.
Master of the spreadsheet, servant of the green room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The show must go on, without you.
wheee!you▸ STAGELOGIC V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket reconciliation in real time
You track show schedules and manage venue contracts. We do that faster with fewer coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the lead actor is about to throw a tantrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull your sales data directly from the terminals.
Month 4
Standardized clauses replace your manual contract drafting process.
Month 8
Algorithms map rehearsal times to venue availability without human input.
Month 13
Software triggers all vendor payments the moment work is verified.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the theatre while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400
Emails per show
Non-zero
Contract errors
Critical
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the lobby of a shuttered cinema.
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