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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDimming the lights on your career while the house remains fully dark.
Professional shadow-chaser with a proprietary lighting console addiction
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect timing without the coffee dependency
pop?you▸ STAGEVISION PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect blackout cues in total silence
You manage lighting cues and audio levels from the booth. It is mostly memorized timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational patience to fix a ground loop at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map acoustic reflections to auto-balance house audio levels without your intervention.
Month 4
Robotic camera rigs detect and auto-focus every stage light based on actor heat signatures.
Month 10
AI listens to stage dialogue to trigger lighting cues with perfect millisecond precision.
Month 15
Integrated software replaces your physical mixing console with a cloud-managed signal processor.
Month 19 · D-Day
The booth is locked and your headset is repurposed for a silent disco.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02ms
Cue Latency
99.9%
Focus Accuracy
Zero
Mood Swings
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the lobby concession stand.
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