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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Theatrical Rigger jobs? · Latest report #mkkukhfq
Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsGravity is just a suggestion that you are currently overpaid to manage.
Master of gravity, slayer of back pain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safer, faster, and terrified of nothing.
help!you▸ RIG-O-MATIC 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures entire arena rigs while you sleep
You hang lights, trusses, and scenery from rafters. You climb heights, calculate loads, and pull heavy ropes daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a counterweight system is slightly out of balance by sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the rafters to calculate exact rig placement.
Month 7
Smart motors replace manual hauling with precision speed control.
Month 16
Compact climbing bots handle all overhead steel mounting tasks.
Year 2.2
The system configures entire lighting plots via voice command.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Human climbers are banned from the rafters by insurance regulators.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
100 percent
Truss nodes secured
Zero
Height-related liability
Redundant
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A safety harness and a bag of spare bolts.
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