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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCalling cues for a ghost is cheaper than paying your salary.
Professional cat herder for the dramatic and self-important.
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Perfect timing without the ego or coffee breaks.
glub.youAI▸ CUEMASTER NEXUS 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers perfect light and sound cues
You track props, call lighting cues, and manage chaotic rehearsals. You ensure the show starts on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a lead actor is about to melt down mid-show.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software digitize your blocking notes and cues.
Month 5
A central control unit takes over the headset cueing.
Month 13
Smart floor tracks and magnetic grippers move stage sets.
Month 21
Cameras monitor the stage to replace your human eyes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the show entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
0.00ms
Average cue timing variance
0 liters
Coffee consumption during run
Zero
Cast emotional baggage handled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of glow-in-the-dark gaffer tape.
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