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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour job is literally checking if a plastic gate is closed.
Professional gate-cyclist and master of the 'please sit down'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing bars for a safer, faster tomorrow.
split.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces height restrictions with robotic coldness
You cycle ride restraints and tell guests to keep their hands inside the vehicle.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can spot a kid crying because they are too short.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Pressure sensors confirm seats are empty before the ride cycle.
Month 5
Computer vision detects loose items like phones and hats instantly.
Month 13
Hydraulic locking systems sync with the ride ticketing platform.
Year 1.9
Digital signage manages crowds better than a bored teenager.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The ride runs 24/7 without a single human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.0001%
Safety checks missed
Zero
Smiles per hour
Incalculable
Grit in shoes
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a park you now despise.
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