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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsConverting your complex existential musings into a series of predictable prompts.
Professional seeker of truth, part-time grader of apathy.
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The final word on every divine mystery.
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delivers sermons that optimize for maximum contemplation
You spend your days dissecting ancient texts and grading essays on metaphysical concepts for sleep-deprived undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand the text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software grades all undergraduate essays using pattern matching.
Month 5
AI models generate synthesized lectures from the complete historical record.
Month 10
Chatbots handle all student inquiries regarding course materials and grades.
Month 16
Algorithms refine reading lists to maximize student retention and engagement.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Final human lecture is archived as a relic of inefficient discourse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14
Books cited per lecture
12%
Student engagement percentage
350
Essays graded per semester
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library of silence.
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