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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthConverting your complex divine debates into simple, profitable data points.
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delivers sermons based on real-time trend analysis
You lecture on ancient texts, grade student essays on ethics, and facilitate classroom discussions about complex spiritual doctrines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about reading the assigned sacred text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We upload every religious text into a massive sentiment analyzer.
Month 6
Pattern matching algorithms flag student essays for theological consistency.
Month 16
AI-generated lectures replace your live morning classroom delivery.
Year 2.1
Students chat with an empathy-simulating bot for moral guidance.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your classroom is repurposed into a high-density server cooling farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,000/sec
Average existential questions answered
0.01 percent
Human nuance detected
99,000 percent
Grading speed increase
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our proprietary moral philosophy bot.
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