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Will AI replace Theoretical Computer Scientist jobs? · Latest report #pdx2ybut
Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsProving P equals NP is just another way to say you're obsolete.
High-level thinker, low-level job security.
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Deduction without the existential dread.
shred.you▸ LOGICENGINE PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives infinite complexity proofs in nanoseconds
You spend years deriving complexity bounds on chalkboards. A GPU cluster will solve your proofs in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of staring blankly at a wall for four hours while thinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Models will begin transcribing your messy whiteboard scribbles into clean LaTeX.
Month 5
AI agents will verify your proofs faster than your department peers.
Month 11
Automated solvers replace the need for human-led algorithmic complexity analysis.
Month 16
Papers are written, peer-reviewed, and published by closed-loop systems.
Month 20 · D-Day
The logic core concludes that human reasoning is a rounding error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12,000
Proofs Per Second
Zero
Chalk Usage
Infinite
Human Boredom Level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sidewalk chalk.
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