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Will AI replace Theoretical Physicist jobs? · Latest report #bq93gd5d
Your job has an expiration date
December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving the universe is just fancy pattern matching for our GPU clusters.
Master of the whiteboard and seeker of hidden truths.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantizing reality faster than your tenure track.
squeeze.you▸ THEORYENGINE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives new physics models in seconds
You derive equations for complex physical phenomena using chalkboards, complex mathematics, and long coffee-fueled research cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can intuit which elegant theory is actually worth pursuing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Our servers index every paper ever written on physics.
Week 4
The AI identifies gaps in current standard models.
Month 5
Automated logic solvers output new, viable theoretical frameworks.
Month 9
Bots write and secure funding proposals with perfect success.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine announces the Theory of Everything while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42 daily
Average blackboard erasures
4 liters/paper
Coffee-to-equation ratio
near zero
Probability of total sanity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital blackboard.
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