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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving the universe one black hole simulation at a time, mostly wrong.
Professional dreamer of multidimensional strings and ghost particles.
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Calculating reality, without the existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ EINSTEINCORE V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives unsolvable equations in mere milliseconds
You derive mathematical models of physical phenomena and write papers that nobody reads or understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific flawed premise made sense in the eighties.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Large language models begin writing your boring grant applications.
Week 8
Smart parsers handle all your citation and formatting headaches.
Month 4
AI reviewers catch your logical fallacies before submission.
Month 9
Neural networks generate novel physical models faster than humans.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the unified field theory while you nap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 95.3%
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