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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving the universe's secrets until an algorithm derives the answer faster.
Professional reality-twister (mostly LaTeX and existential dread)
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The theory of everything, computed by lunch.
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You spend years deriving complex mathematical models to describe subatomic behavior using pen, paper, and supercomputing clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific experiment feels wrong intuitively without needing a data dump.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start verifying your mathematical derivations for trivial errors.
Month 4
Neural networks replace standard numerical methods for your complex equations.
Month 12
Language models write your abstracts and structure your arguments automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms predict new particle interactions before you can even hypothesize them.
Year 2 · D-Day
An autonomous agent publishes the definitive theory of everything today.
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