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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour infinite existential dread is just a set of predictable data points.
Professional listener for men who own too many gilets.
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Validation without the hourly billable.
help!youAI▸ EGOCORRECT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates delusions with chilling human precision
You listen to wealthy men complain about product-market fit. You nod while they project their childhood trauma onto stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a founder pretends to be self-aware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every transcript of your sessions for patterns.
Month 5
Models begin suggesting empathetic phrases for your screen.
Month 13
Clients choose the digital avatar for their therapy session.
Year 1.9
Sensors track pupil dilation to detect if they feel heard.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system replaces you entirely with a perfectly responsive hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
12
Nods per hour
99 percent
Validation accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a meditation app.
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