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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning geopolitical nuance into automated, soul-crushing PowerPoint slides.
Expert in turning global unrest into 40-page PDFs.
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Generating consensus without the lobbyist lunch.
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predicts regional collapse during your coffee break
You write policy white papers and brief officials on global affairs. You sit in meetings debating regional strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the donor is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start writing the initial drafts of your white papers.
Month 4
Software reads all news wires and generates your briefing memos.
Month 8
Digital avatars replace your presence at donor-funded panel discussions.
Month 13
Algorithms determine which policy recommendations yield the most funding.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution fully shifts to a self-writing digital library.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Average word count ignored
100 percent
Meetings ending in nothing
4 per day
Cups of lukewarm coffee
Your severance
One free subscription to every major foreign policy journal.
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