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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your unread white papers into efficient, hallucinated industry noise.
Expert at turning complex problems into dense, unreadable PDFs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating consensus without the networking expenses.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes your intellectual fatigue into subscription revenue
You draft long-form policy reports and attend networking roundtables to influence legislative agendas. Your output is mostly ignored by actual decision-makers until now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of performative nodding that secures donor funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM begins consuming your entire publication history to mimic your specific brand of jargon.
Month 3
The AI writes your monthly opinion pieces before you even wake up to check your email.
Month 6
Deepfake avatars now host the donor events to save on travel and catering costs.
Month 10
Automated systems replace your manual legislative monitoring with real-time, zero-error prediction models.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked as the AI publishes your final, perfect white paper.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0001%
Average policy impact
4 liters
Coffee consumed per draft
Infinite
Synthesized word count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the premium news aggregator.
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