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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human interface for a reboot script.
Master of MDM profiles and obscure kernel logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite uptime without the coffee breaks.
toast.you▸ SYSADMIN-GHOST 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are discovered
You troubleshoot kernel panics and deploy enterprise device policies. You fix broken build environments that no one else understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to fail just by its sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging root causes before you finish reading logs.
Month 4
Broken MDM profiles automatically detect and fix their own errors.
Month 8
Security sensors trigger device locks without human verification.
Month 12
Routine escalations are intercepted and resolved by virtual agents.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server logs you out for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Nano-seconds
Ticket resolution speed
Non-zero
Human error rate
Too much
Average caffeine intake
Your severance
A decommissioned laptop and a generic thank-you email.
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