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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human wrapper for a very expensive database.
Professional gatekeeper of the vendor-provided knowledge base.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper analysis without the human ego.
nom.you▸ KERNELFIXER-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your ticket queue to empty
You triage high-level escalations by reading logs and documentation. You translate technical failure into customer-facing excuses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having tried the restart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins predicting ticket outcomes from system logs.
Month 4
Virtual machines replicate environment states without your manual setup.
Month 8
Models generate the complex technical justifications you currently type manually.
Month 12
AI handles the direct communication with enterprise clients automatically.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the ticket system is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 minutes
Average Time to Escalation
88 percent
Meaningless Jargon Ratio
2 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Ticket
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a hobby you'll ignore.
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