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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCompliance is just math you currently charge too much for.
Professional spreadsheeter of employer-sponsored retirement plans
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Regulatory compliance without the human error
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You manage regulatory compliance for retirement plans and handle payroll data uploads. You spend all day correcting broken spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused employee why their vesting schedule looks the way it does.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your client payroll formats directly into the cloud.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically flag and fix mismatched entries in the ledger.
Month 7
Real-time monitoring bots handle non-discrimination testing without your help.
Month 10
The system submits government forms directly to the agency interface.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are no longer required to explain simple math to anyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Spreadsheet errors per month
3 minutes
Plan audit duration
Maximal
Human sanity loss
Your severance
A PDF copy of the IRS tax code.
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