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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou generate buzzwords that even the AI finds exhausting to parse.
Corporate whisperer and professional slide deck architect
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generates meaningless buzzword bingo for shareholders
You produce vague strategy decks for enterprise clients. You preach about AI integration while using no actual technology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI scrapes your old slides to mimic your unique nonsense.
Week 6
A script generates strategy decks faster than you can blink.
Week 11
The system learns to sound as smug as a executive.
Month 4
Automated emails reply to threads using your favorite tired buzzwords.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of stock photos and buzzwords.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
99 percent
Synergy density
zero
Meaningful insights
infinite
Slide deck length
Your severance
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